Swiftian Satire and Wise Zany from the Onion

At this sad time when gun killings are so sickeningly common, the Onion here offers Swiftian satire of high order. It imagines a current dystopian moment when a grammar war has broken out between rival language style enforcement gangs; one camp is allied with the Chicago Manual of Style, the other with the AP Stylebook. In the real world, these books have been for years the standard, competing guides to publishing standards. The unsigned sketch of 160 words succinctly reports scores of publishing professionals dead, victims of violence and reprisals. My first thought, “Oh, that’s funny,” and then I caught myself. This was because in the writing in the story the wording, pace, and style are so familiar and similar to too many stories we’ve read before. I found the piece funny and disturbing, sort of in that order.

Law enforcement officials confirmed Friday that four more copy editors were killed this week amid ongoing violence between two rival gangs divided by their loyalties to the The Associated Press Stylebook and The Chicago Manual Of Style. ‘At this time we have reason to believe the killings were gang-related and carried out by adherents of both the AP and Chicago styles, part of a vicious, bloody feud to establish control over the grammar and usage guidelines governing American English,’ said FBI spokesman Paul Holstein, showing reporters graffiti tags in which the word ‘anti-social’ had been corrected to read ‘antisocial.’ ‘The deadly territory dispute between these two organizations, as well as the notorious MLA Handbook gang, has claimed the lives of more than 63 publishing professionals this year alone.’ Officials also stated that an innocent 35-year-old passerby who found himself caught up in a long-winded dispute over use of the serial, or Oxford, comma had died of a self-inflicted gunshot wound.

Be sure to look at the presentation of the story on the Onion site.

TV Ratings’ Brave New World, or Networks Ain’t What They Used to Be

Downton AbbeyThe NY Times reports that Sunday night’s season III premiere of “Downtown Abbey” on PBS was seen by nearly 8 million viewers, more than any network shows that night, except “The Good Wife” on CBS, which attracted 10 million viewers. It is one of the first times known that the audience for a public television program has exceeded that of programs on the traditional networks.

Last month, on December 3, the Times reported that consecutive episodes in season III of the zombie apocalypse series “The Walking Dead” on AMC, a cable channel, were routinely attracting more viewers than any network shows on the same night, in excess of ten million viewers.Walking Dead

Clearly, the TV viewing world has been changing for decades, ever since cable began and the marginalization of the traditional networks began, but it seems we’re entering new territory nowadays.

First Visual Pun of 2013

Turning on the TV to see what college football bowl games are on, I noticed something funny on the set, a Twitter hashtag–#caponebowl. Hmm, I thought what is this–the Capone Bowl? A showdown between groups of mobsters for domination of the latest collegiate rankings? Oh, on second thought I guess these photos tell the straight story. Did no one promoting this bowl game think of the (for them) unwelcome association between mobsters and bankers?

More Coverage of Friday’s #IdleNoMore Rally

Subscribers of this blog who read my report yesterday, Spirited NYC Demonstration Supporting First Nations Rights & #IdleNoMore, will also be interested in indie journalist @Stopmotionsolo’s comprehensive report on the demo, with good pictures and video, including a brief interview he did with me. Viewing that footage, I realize now how cold I had become after hours outside, as my speaking on camera seems to have been slurred by my cold lips.

The response to my post since I put it up last night has been extraordinary, with tons of retweets on Twitter and shares via the Internet. Thanks for reading and sharing my report, and the new one from Stopmotionsolo, who tweets here and livestreams here.

Here’s a favorite picture of mine from yesterday and the handbill that organizers handed out:

Spirited NYC Demonstration Supporting First Nations Rights & #IdleNoMore

Saturday Morning Update: Below I’d written about indie journalist Matt H., of Stopmotionsolo who was livestreamning yesterday’s #idleNoMoreRally. Here’s his comprehensive report on the demo, with good pictures and video, including a brief interview he did with me. Viewing that footage, which can be viewed via this link, I realize now how cold I had become after hours outside, as my speaking on camera seems to have been slurred by my cold lips.

A hunger strike in Canada by First Nations leader Chief Theresa Spence in Attawapiskat, a scandalously impoverished native village in far northern Ontario began 18 days ago, but the issues of indigenous peoples’ rights and environmental justice that it’s stirring up are now spreading throughout the continent, and across the continental border, into New York City where I live. This afternoon I participated in a rally organized by native Americans of NY State in support of and in solidarity with Chief Spence. As shown in the photos below, they brought placards proclaiming their support for her, and for her opposition to the onerous new Canadian law, Bill C-45. It was promoted by the government of Canadian Prime Minister Stephen Harper and passed by the Canadian senate on December 14. A few days earlier Chief Spence began her hunger strike and asked Harper to meet with her and other First Nations leaders before the law is implemented. She is determined to explain her objections to the law and talk with him directly about the issues currently facing her people and many native groups. He has refused thus far and his government ministers have mostly been trying to ignore her. The rising crescendo of vigorous protests all across Canada, and in NYC today, are being mounted daily to show Harper he cannot hide from this selfless leader. Here is an up-to-the-moment report on Day 18 of her hunger strike at a link from CTV.

For about an hour in today’s freezing temperatures amid bright cold sunshine the spirited crowd of well over 100 people chanted, struck drums, sang, and danced in a circle around the central fountain in the center of Washington Square Park in Greenwich Village. During the rally I met a young journalist who was livestreaming the event. He interviewed me briefly, giving me the chance to tell him how the opposition to Bill C-45 had been building in Canada for months, and that it has now found a powerful catalyst in Chief Spence and her hunger strike. This indie journalist goes by the handle Mr Solo; streams at www.stopmotionsolo.tv; and tweets at @Stopmotionsolo. He gave his audience my name and that of this blog, so I hope that his viewers will find this post through the Internet and social networking. I also made audio and video of the demo, and will try to get some of that up as soon as I’m able.

I hope you can catch the spirit of the event from my pictures and a scan of the flyer handed out during the rally. To amplify all this, if you’re on Twitter please note that the hashtag #IdleNoMore has been trending all over North America this week, so please use it if you tweet on this topic. I also met Kevin Tarrant, Deputy Director of American Indian Community House in NYC. I told him that I thought he and his group  had done a great job of representing the issues from Canada, right down to the copy on their signs, not typical in a demonstration crossing borders like this one. He explained that they had read carefully on the Idle No More website and taken their cues from it. But of course, Kevin and his group really have no border separating them from Chief Spence, with whom they share bond and blood. He was pleased when I told him and a few of his fellow drummers and chanters that word of the rally was already traveling across the continent as I’d tweeted during the demo to an activist friend in Vancouver, British Columbia, Cameron Bode, known on Twitter as @vanboders. Here are Idle No More’s social addresses and connections:

Web: idlenomore1blogspot.com    Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/IdleNoMoreCommunity?fref=ts  Twitter: https://twitter.com/IdleNoMore


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Bigoted Orthodox Men Deny Jewish Women Equal Status in Israel

NY Times article by Jodi Rudoren reports on appalling behavior by men in the Orthodox establishment that proceeds largely unchallenged by the Israeli justice system.

Thought-provoking Forbes.com Column by Tom Watson

Sure Sign the NRA is Losing Some of its GOP Base

It’s not surprising that the NY Daily News would show disapproval of Wayne LaPierre’s toxic pro-gun rant yesterday, as shown below, since it occasionally tends more moderate than far-right:

but it is surprising that the Murdoch-owned NY Post ran with this cover on today’s paper:

It is true that Murdoch recently tweeted somewhat favorably about gun control, but the Post has for so long been a bastion of extreme right-wing positions it is striking they would take this tone against the NRA. It shows, I believe, how much the political climate on gun control has changed in the past eight days, and how far the image of LaPierre and his extremist organization have fallen, since the murders in Newtown, and Lapierre’s so-called press conference, where he appeared unhinged and took no questions from the reporters summoned to the briefing.

Thanks to David Taintor of TPM, who shared these covers earlier in my Twitter feed.